I Want to be on a Celebreality TV Show

This past weekend I had a dream that I fell in love at the Jersey Shore. I don't remember a lot of details, but I do know this: "The Situation", Snooki, and I all worked at Charlotte Russe and would not let a customer in 6 minutes past closing to return a sweater.

Clearly, it was an awesome dream.

But yes, I fell in love at the Jersey Shore, though I'm going to refrain from saying with who. Instead, we'll just say it was Ryan Reynolds. ScarJo won't mind, I'm sure. And once I woke up, I realized something very important.

I need my own reality dating show!

There are so many reasons for this, but I'll just name a few.

I'm in my twenties, blonde, and from the midwest. By any reality tv show standard, this means I'm the virginal sweetheart everyone loves in episode one, but has become so slut-tastic by episode 5, no one can stand her. Who doesn't want to watch that?

I say things like slut-tastic.

I have been known to walk around in my Snuggie, hungover, trying to make salsa with my SlapChop. Again I ask, who wouldn't watch this?

My theme song would be this

I mean really? We watch crap like "BBQ Pit Masters" for crying out loud.. why WOULDN'T people watch a show about me?

*** Full disclosure. I'm drunk right now. I apologize for this post. But I really do want my own show. And I really did have that dream about the Jersey Shore.

Also? Have you seen this? Amazing.