March Madness: Infomercial Style!
Oh.My.God.
This is seriously the best idea ever. March Madness is great for basketball sure, but what about... informercials?
It's downright genius.
Oh come on, if I was to randomly yell out "Set it and forget it!" you would know what I was talking about. Chances are, you know someone who owns a Loud Mouth Billy Bass. You dream of the Shamwow. And the Magic Bullet? No words are needed to explain that one.
CNBC is hosting the first annual Best Product "As Seen On TV" Bracket . I am voting my little heart out on this, you can be sure about that.
Here are the matchups for the first round by region. My picks are in bold.
"Household/Automotive" region
#1 - The Clapper vs. #16 - The Buttoneer
#8 - Hercules Hooks vs. #9- Awesome Auger
#5 - Aerobed vs. #12 - Huggable Hangers
#4 -Mighty Putty vs. #13 - Ding King
#6 - OxiClean vs. #11 - Stick-up Bulb
#3 - Flowbee vs. #14 - Magic Jack
#7 - Snuggie vs. #10 - Tiddy Bear
#2 - Shamwow vs. #15 - Little Giant Ladder System
"Kitchen/Food" region
#1 - George Foreman Grill vs #16 Donut Express
#8 - Big City Sliders vs. #9 - Tater Mitts
#5 - Ronco Showtime Rotisserie vs. #12 - Pancake Puffs
#4 - Veg-o-Matic vs. #13 - Electric Food Dehydrator
#6 - Food Saver vs. #11 - Pasta Pro
#3 - Magic Bullet vs. #14 - Grill Daddy
#7 - Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer vs. #10 - Egg Wave
#2 - Ginsu Knives vs. #15 - Hot Dog Toaster
"Health/Fitness" region
#1 - Thigh Master vs. #16 - Hip Hop Abs
#8 - Hair Club for Men vs. #9 - Procede
#5 - Tony Little's Gazelle vs. #12 - Nad's
#4 - Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to the Oldies vs. #13 - Body by Jake
#6 - Perfect Pushup vs. #11 - Hawaii Chair
#3 - Nordic Track vs. #14 - Bowflex
#7 - Life Call Alert vs. #Enzyte
#2 - NutriSystem vs. #15 - BluBlockers
"Everything Else" region
#1 - Girls Gone Wild vs. #16 - Buxton Bag
#8 - Miss Cleo vs. #9 - Tom Emanski's Defensive Drill Videos
#5 - Bedazzler vs. #12 - Gold Kit
#4 - Video Professor vs. #13 - Charleton Heston Presents the Bible
#6 - Pocket Fisherman vs. #11 - Aqua Globes
#3 - Big Mouth Billy Bass vs. #14 - Mr. Microphone
#7 - Tony Robbin's Personal Power vs. #10 - Matthew Lesko's "Free" Government Money
#2 - Chia Pet vs. #15 - Floam
Seriously, you have no idea how thrilled this whole thing makes me.
This is seriously the best idea ever. March Madness is great for basketball sure, but what about... informercials?
It's downright genius.
Oh come on, if I was to randomly yell out "Set it and forget it!" you would know what I was talking about. Chances are, you know someone who owns a Loud Mouth Billy Bass. You dream of the Shamwow. And the Magic Bullet? No words are needed to explain that one.
CNBC is hosting the first annual Best Product "As Seen On TV" Bracket . I am voting my little heart out on this, you can be sure about that.
Here are the matchups for the first round by region. My picks are in bold.
"Household/Automotive" region
#1 - The Clapper vs. #16 - The Buttoneer
#8 - Hercules Hooks vs. #9- Awesome Auger
#5 - Aerobed vs. #12 - Huggable Hangers
#4 -Mighty Putty vs. #13 - Ding King
#6 - OxiClean vs. #11 - Stick-up Bulb
#3 - Flowbee vs. #14 - Magic Jack
#7 - Snuggie vs. #10 - Tiddy Bear
#2 - Shamwow vs. #15 - Little Giant Ladder System
"Kitchen/Food" region
#1 - George Foreman Grill vs #16 Donut Express
#8 - Big City Sliders vs. #9 - Tater Mitts
#5 - Ronco Showtime Rotisserie vs. #12 - Pancake Puffs
#4 - Veg-o-Matic vs. #13 - Electric Food Dehydrator
#6 - Food Saver vs. #11 - Pasta Pro
#3 - Magic Bullet vs. #14 - Grill Daddy
#7 - Jack LaLanne's Power Juicer vs. #10 - Egg Wave
#2 - Ginsu Knives vs. #15 - Hot Dog Toaster
"Health/Fitness" region
#1 - Thigh Master vs. #16 - Hip Hop Abs
#8 - Hair Club for Men vs. #9 - Procede
#5 - Tony Little's Gazelle vs. #12 - Nad's
#4 - Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to the Oldies vs. #13 - Body by Jake
#6 - Perfect Pushup vs. #11 - Hawaii Chair
#3 - Nordic Track vs. #14 - Bowflex
#7 - Life Call Alert vs. #Enzyte
#2 - NutriSystem vs. #15 - BluBlockers
"Everything Else" region
#1 - Girls Gone Wild vs. #16 - Buxton Bag
#8 - Miss Cleo vs. #9 - Tom Emanski's Defensive Drill Videos
#5 - Bedazzler vs. #12 - Gold Kit
#4 - Video Professor vs. #13 - Charleton Heston Presents the Bible
#6 - Pocket Fisherman vs. #11 - Aqua Globes
#3 - Big Mouth Billy Bass vs. #14 - Mr. Microphone
#7 - Tony Robbin's Personal Power vs. #10 - Matthew Lesko's "Free" Government Money
#2 - Chia Pet vs. #15 - Floam
Seriously, you have no idea how thrilled this whole thing makes me.
posted by ColeyMarie | 1:04 AM
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Tater Mitts... why didn't I think of that?
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