Texts From My Mom

Pretty much, I have the best mom ever.

Case in point, a collection of texts from this summer that are just too amazing not to share.


"It's not that I don't like Ke$ha, I just think she needs to take a bath. A long one."

"At least Everybody Loves Raymond is on until 2 am tonight."

"I hate this commerical. Yes, you have to put the NuvaRing in. We get it."

"John Stamos is in Northern Michigan... do you dare me to go find him?"

"Michael Jackson videos on Fuse all day Saturday! I know what I'm doing all day. Snap!"

Yeah, I love my mom.